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THE space opera

Here at The Travellers HQ, we don't always just destroy. Some times we build, THEN destroy. Its a subtle process.

The Travellers would like to point out to all readers that on several occasions, we do claim to have,
1. Involved ourselves in highy important or controvertial points in time, and
2. always been superior to everyone else.
The reasons that we say these things is because they are true.

Established in 3425 CE on Zxrock IX, the High Time Directive was designed to send soldiers or historians (occasionally very gung-ho historians who filled both roles) backwards or forwards in time. There were many reasons for this, most of which are forgotten, and the rest probably aren't true.

There were three separate branches of the organisation: The Time Police, who ensured that time followed the path it was supposed to, the Time Sifters, who ensured that it did not, and the Historix, who just watched then told everyone who they were and why they were so great.

Being able to travel through time was often confusing as one job was frequently countered fifty years later and another was sent back to stop the original order taking place. This caused many people to become so bored and confused that they just went off and pissed about with time how they like. These time vigilantes are constantly hunted by the Time Police and are well-known meddlers, and because of their gung-ho and immoral way of dealing with time they are often employed by the Time Sifters. (Mainly to piss off the Time Police.)

One such group of time vigilantes are the frankly infamous 'Terrible Two', currently known under the code-names [Mitsuharu] and [Little Victories], who have teamed up with [Random Pavarotti Disease]; this third member should be considered to be armed and potentially mildly hazardous and/or annoying. Below is the collected tales of their 'adventures', which are usually bloody and violent. These are only to be used by someone with Omega Primus 126 advance clearance and only for analysis to further the chance of their capture.

Related links to suspects:
Travellers - Matt
Travellers - Joshua
Travellers - Jez

Related links to other data files:

Statement - PLEASE READ!!!

In Real Time Order - Now the only order you can read the Travellers in, because we're lazy and couldn't be arsed to edit all four. So ha. Yes, wallow in that corner and DIE!

The Science of Super-Light Travel - Some fluff for the very scientific.

Essay on Time and the Human Notion of It - Some deep beard-stroking for the philosophical amongst us. Does not contain pictures.

News

April 4^th - I introduce a new sub-series to the travellers, running along a similar line, looking at major historcal events in a new light, often with a moral, the latest, and first, is Interlude #1
PS My internet seems to be working now, but tentacles crossed, right? - M

April 1^st - Introducing the lazy man's ultimate piece - A Very Short Piece. Enjoy. - Jez

March 13^th - Steve has finally *ahem* fallen into a black hole and will not be writing for us anymore (or doing much else I imagine, him now being a small ball of hyper-condensed particle stuff). Steve, we salute you wherever you are. You are the one clone who I almost feel guilty about lining my pockets from your life insurance. Almost. - Joshua

March 10^th - new peice, the countdown by me! - Matt

March 8^th - It seems my internet is not going to be working any time soon, (this is one of my brief times it is working) I promise to do much work when the damn wires and cogs and lights all connect properly again. -Matt

March 4^th - After a long break due to watching a lot of TV, I've finally gathered several of the many ideas I've had and put them into a new piece, the first in a series. It's episodic, so I don't know what'll happen next; basically, whenever I write a piece I'll find a way to connect it with the previous one. Anyway, here's the new piece: 852-54092 - The Jungles of Tafwocum - TOKSASAJ (The One Known Simply And Sinisterly As Jez)

January 21^st - After a long period of absence, due to my computer refusing to remain on the internet for more than two minutes, and then kicking me off, I have returned. I intend to put some travellers up either tonight or tomorrow night. Maybe later if I'm hampered with GCSE revision. Yes, I am revising. I'm taking this test thing real serious. :P - Matt

Featured Piece;

852-54092 - The Jungles of Tafwocum by [Random Pavarotti Disease]

"Let's roll..." said Steve. He hefted the weapon onto his shoulder, took careful aim and shot himself in the shoulder.
"Amateur." said Jez, throwing one of his special anti-wombat grenades into the midst of the approaching platoon. Many of them suddenly collapsed, writhing around in pain as their eyes melted and their internal (and external...) organs suddenly turned into Marmite™. Matt and Josh stood side by side, in the face of the approaching torrent of furry death. Matt smiled.
"Say hello to my massive massive friend," he said.
"Hello, massive massive friend," came a small voice from Steve, slumped in the corner.
"I wasn't talking to you!" snapped Matt irritably, and blew the hell out of the approaching wombat platoon.

And the polls of the week are;

2421) On a scale of 1-10, how much do we all love midori for designing our new banner? (Administrator: [Little Victories])

Number of voters: 6
* a) 1 - If only I could tear you in twain with my bare hands
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* b) 2
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* c) 3
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* d) 4
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* e) 5 - If only I could care about your existence
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* f) 6
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* g) 7
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* h) 8
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* i) 9
Number of votes: 3 (50%) Voters: [Lucy-Lou], [The all powerful Midori], [sky fox]

* j) 10 - If only I could ravish you in the dark, away from prying eyes and the morals of the outside world
Number of votes: 3 (50%) Voters: [Little Victories], [Angels Of San-Angelus], [Random Pavarotti Disease]

2422) "Here's your new gadget, Bond" "Ingenious, Q; its a bomb but its also -" (Administrator: [Little Victories])

Number of voters: 7
* a) A cucumber
Number of votes: 1 (14%) Voters: [Lucy-Lou]

* b) A tree
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* c) A horse
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* d) A Unicycle
Number of votes: 1 (14%) Voters: [sky fox]

* e) A croissant
Number of votes: 1 (14%) Voters: [Angels Of San-Angelus]

* f) A bomb
Number of votes: 3 (43%) Voters: [Random Pavarotti Disease], [Mitsuharu], [tuff ghost]

* g) A ravine
Number of votes: 1 (14%) Voters: [Little Victories]

Poll Results;

The travellers currency is hereby declared thus; seven Sexpenny pieces fit into the one Sleaze note. The units are being printed now on a knocked off Forge-A-Matic 5000 in the Engineering Quarters (the Engineering Quarters being the five metres or so radius around Jez's hammock). Note the actual worth of the currency is subject to change as even I won't remember it by tomorrow.

And also blaming the E numbers in Haribo's starmix does not get you out of trouble with the intergalactic space courts when you're on charges with murder to the 1⁷ degree. Although a large amount of you decided to let me take the fall. Bastards.

It's the Fun Tidbit Section! Today's Question Is;

Your favourite verb is;

Josh; Liquify. E.g. Hello Chum. You seem to be under the delusion that threatening me will make me inclined to give you money, however, all it seems to be doing is make me want liquify you into a paste with my fists. Sorry.

Matt; Travel. Travel, travellers? get it? Heh.

Jez; Do. Can be used to replace almost any other verb, and therefore are perfect for lazy men *cough*. Ironically, verbs are doing words... How ironic.

It's hard to make a living when everyone wants you dead. Ironically, the best living is in death. Thanks, Steve

2006-07-06 [Little Victories]: thats who you blame for everything

2006-07-06 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Yeah, and for that, i blame society!

2006-07-07 [Little Victories]: lmao

2006-07-08 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: ...What up, bizzles?

2006-07-09 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Skyscrapers and very tall trees.

2006-07-09 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Not a lot ma home dog! Whats the word?

2006-07-09 [Mitsuharu]: 1. Jez, that is totally my joke, bitch. 2. Steve, you're trying to hard. 3. Why are we sat on the back of a leper?

2006-07-09 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Yes Jez, it is! No, Matt! I'm not, i know what i'm saying, believe me on this, i have two friends who constantly speak like it! It gets on my tits most of the time! And, i believe we landed the Jazz on him! And when Rigamortis set is, started using him as a seat!

2006-07-09 [Little Victories]: sup wiggerz?

2006-07-10 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Hey, i aint no wigger, i'm a full blown NIGGER!

2006-07-10 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: 2122 - Wiggers, in honour of our current discussion!

2006-07-10 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Matt had to edit it a bit, as it was a bit "Certificate 15"ish!

2006-07-11 [Little Victories]: just for the record I don't agree with this

2006-07-17 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Ditto.

2006-07-17 [Nina Neglect]: yu guys are all gay

2006-07-17 [Mitsuharu]: maybe; but I'd rather be a gay then an emo or a total retard, or in your case both. I'm terribly sorry, but I have to ask, were you born that way or did you fork out hundreds in prostectics just to scare little children? As my close friend Josh would say, *blocked*

2006-07-17 [Little Victories]: oh dear. does mommy and daddy not understand you dear? Why couldn't we all just be friends instead of making nasty comments about other people? Sure, we may seem gay to you, but to somebody who isn't an emo-fag-waste-of-air, we have actually acomplished something here. Is that it? Are you jealous of our achievments? If so, I have the perfect remedy. Its called Matt's Phallus. Go suck. *blocked*

2006-07-17 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: I can't be bothered to explain why you're blocked. I'll just put *blocked* and leave it at that.

2006-07-19 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Ya know, you are a disappoint to the whole fuckin country, you go around tellin everyone that your so despressed and that your gonna slit ya wrists, and then, we see you the next day alove and well... do you know how that makes us feel inside?? Disappointed! Disappointed to see your sad, wormy ass back on our streets! Go and get a life ya little turd! *McBlocked*

2006-07-19 [Mitsuharu]: everyone done? Good. No need to over-insult emo-dog girl.

2006-08-29 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: *eats some chips*

2006-09-02 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: 0028 - Nebulon 3

2006-09-04 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Any comments?

2006-09-04 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Nope ;)

2006-09-09 [Lucy-Lou]: oh gawd.

2006-09-10 [Mitsuharu]: gawd what?

2006-09-10 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: I think she means "oh gawd, this is the greatest work of fiction, or, indeed, anything at all, that I have ever seen."

2006-09-10 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Well that proves she can read, anything else it tells us! :D *Overcomes the big headed moment*

2006-09-12 [Lucy-Lou]: haha aw thanks. i can read! hey Matt, i havent talked to you in ages D:

2006-09-13 [Mitsuharu]: Hey, How're you doing?

2006-09-13 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: I'm fine, thanks :D

2006-09-15 [Lucy-Lou]: Haha, hey, uhm right now im not great. dad deleted 'by a mistake' all my pictures off my camera from the computer. and now its all gone, that damn vanish oxyaction
D:

2006-09-16 [Mitsuharu]: vanish oxyaction?!?

2006-09-16 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Apparently so...

2006-09-17 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Yeah, haven't you heard, that thing gets rid of EVERYTHING... including Data... apparently.

2006-09-17 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: ...Data?

2006-09-17 [Mitsuharu]: you know, the robot from Star Trek. Had a cat named spot? Remember?

2006-09-18 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Yeah, but how does Vanish Oxyaction get rid of a robot from Star Trek? Especially one that doesn't have any spots... Apart from his cat.

2006-09-18 [Mitsuharu]: How should I know? I'm not a Vanish Oxyaction rep.

2006-09-18 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: ...and Steve is?

2006-09-19 [Mitsuharu]: ... maybe?

2006-09-19 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: We shall never know for sure...

2006-09-20 [Mitsuharu]: It's one of the universe's great mysteries....

2006-09-21 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: What crap are yo spoutin now? If course we'l know, cos im about to tell you.........

2006-09-21 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: I am a sales rep...

2006-09-21 [Mitsuharu]: b*stard!!!

2006-09-21 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: I know its shameful and demoralising, but let's face iut, what do The Travellers do that ISN'T shameful and demoralising! I mean, your moralals are based on what you can get away with!!

2006-09-22 [Mitsuharu]: There's a fine fine between semi-organised crime and sales repping.

2006-09-22 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Semi-organised?

2006-09-22 [Mitsuharu]: can you really call the travellers organiser

2006-09-22 [Lucy-Lou]: haha yes!

2006-09-22 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: In what way are the Travellers organised?

2006-09-28 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: We're not, it's Matt trying to scratch his way out of a corner... with blunt claws.

2006-09-29 [Mitsuharu]: I never said we were organised. I said Semi-Organised. We know (generally) where we are and what we're doing. We don't however have any kind of order to our madness. Semi-Organised.

2006-09-29 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Fair enough.

2006-09-29 [Lucy-Lou]: Ow. my back hurts.

2006-09-30 [Mitsuharu]: ???

2006-09-30 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: I go along with Matt.

2006-10-01 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: then you shudnt have said "WE", maybe you, jez and Sammy *spits* but not me, i never know where were going or what were doing!

2006-10-01 [Mitsuharu]: Well you might if you came to the briefing instead of hanging in the back of the ship.... playing with yourself.

2006-10-02 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: And your monkey.

2006-10-03 [Mitsuharu]: the zekker

2006-10-21 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Hey! You leave me and my wife out of this!

2006-10-23 [Lucy-Lou]: tut tut

2006-10-23 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: What can i say... we're deranged! And not just me, Matt has a drinking problem and family issues, Jez talks to machines and has an inflatable doll and i love my wife... oh those such horrific crimes that you have to tut at us!?

2006-10-25 [Lucy-Lou]: Wait. So Jez's inflatable doll IS his wife?
No, thats wrong haha. Jees i think its the rain swirling my head around today

2006-10-26 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: No, I'm unmarried for the moment. It's against galactic law to marry a non-sentient inflatable doll.

2006-10-26 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Yeah, we are working on getting him a sentient one, but there hared to get hold of!! Well they're not, it's just everytime we see one, and they see Jez, they refuse to leave the shop.

2006-10-27 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: I always thought it was because you insisted on a test run...

2006-10-27 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Well i don't think that helped... but it was definatley the look on their face when they saw you enter the room that gave it away.... They still havent stopped running now... it's been what, two years?

2006-10-27 [Little Victories]: at least *looks around sheepishly and returns quietly back into death*

2006-10-27 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: *Steve says nothing of the voice, as he hears voices that aren't supposed to be there all the time..* See, the VOICES agree with me!

2006-10-27 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Well, only you can hear them. They'd be wasting their breath if the only person who could hear them disagreed with them. If I was a voice, I'd want a quiet life.

2006-11-03 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Yeah... quiet sucks...

2006-12-09 [Little Victories]: <img:17985_1127690355.gif> lmao statistics pwn

2006-12-09 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: I dare to disagree... they're damn annoying, there's a stastics for everything. Most doctors say according to statistics i should technically be dead...

2006-12-09 [Little Victories]: technically you are but shut up or we'll have the death police on our tails and they're... frankly, they aren't very polite

2006-12-09 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: So... what do the death police do to dead people when they catch them? They can't get rid of them, for one glaringly obvious reason...

2006-12-10 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Maybe they make them alive...? Probably the worst thing they could do to them. And then torture them in horrific ways...

2006-12-10 [Lucy-Lou]: hoshit.friday was.whoah

2006-12-10 [Little Victories]: you know its weird lucy but when I hear you talk, my chainsaw never looks more comforting... anyways, I digress
the death police are just not very polite... they don't offer drinks, they let their dogs foul paths, they drive 4x4s and BMWs... they're just not very nice people

2006-12-12 [Lucy-Lou]: i dont like chainsaws.
D:

2006-12-12 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: I love them :D

2006-12-12 [The all powerful Midori]: Welcome Back :D yay some action, I can now resume my post as annoying mortal fan

2006-12-13 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: The only time i wanna see a 4x4 is turned upside down, nearly cubed and on fire...

2006-12-13 [Little Victories]: people and chainsaws don't mix I guess
I'd quite like to see how long a 4x4 would stand an assault with a chainsaw
oh yeah, jez you should check elvis costello out, he's a genius
download 'pump it up' and 'I don't want to go to chelsea'
and midori if I wasn't forbidden by the higher ups, I'd take you as my annoying mortal bride... that and the fact I end up eating every bride I take.... ask mark

2006-12-13 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Do you mean ups, or, U.P.S, cos you shouldn't fuck with a worldwide delivery service...

2006-12-13 [Lucy-Lou]: CHamooone

2006-12-14 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: The 2nd poll is very true, we aren't as popular as we should be, by rights, we should be rich, but we're not damnit, m
but i don't think advertisement is the problem, i mean, there's little more we can do than we already are... is there?

2006-12-14 [Little Victories]: I think we should save those discussions for the forum tbh
btw who owns this page? cos I want to block someone from spamming our comments

2006-12-14 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: It'll be Matt if it's not you.

2006-12-14 [Little Victories]: I guess... I'm just getting a little sick of unnecessary (and when I say that I mean un-amusing) comments being made by certain people

2006-12-14 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Lucy. Lol

2006-12-14 [Little Victories]: do not speaketh the idiots name! my ears will burn lol

2006-12-14 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Lol, sorry dude. So you do mean Hardcastle!

2006-12-16 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: I reckon you could take down a 4x4 with a chainsaw in a matter of seconds if you calculated several specific spots to hit it...

2006-12-16 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Hmm, i have to disagree... by taking it down i think he meant total it, and to total a car, it has to be REALLY wrecked..

2006-12-17 [Little Victories]: like, world's wildest police video's wrecked lol god bless channel five

2006-12-17 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Lol, it's the only channel i ever really watch of a night... it's got the best films and stuff on lol

2006-12-17 [Little Victories]: and by films you mean erotic thrillers lol

2006-12-17 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Shhhhhhh!

2006-12-18 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: haha, Matt's a loner on the second poll!

2006-12-18 [The all powerful Midori]: Please, someone explain the women's clothing thing before I have nightmares...

2006-12-18 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: We've lived long lives... they were curious!

2006-12-18 [The all powerful Midori]: lol alrighty then.... something tells me I'll still have the nightmares though...

2006-12-19 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: we all do, hun, they pass...

2006-12-19 [Lucy-Lou]: people call me hard-on instead of hardcastle these days.
:S
and charlies dad called me juicy lucy. AHHHHH PEDO

2006-12-19 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: ...And thus ends another tale of horror...

2006-12-20 [Lucy-Lou]: uh. you blocked me. what i was about to say was 'and we'll put you, back in the zoo'

2006-12-20 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Yes i did block you Lucy.

2006-12-29 [Lucy-Lou]: Haha, you called me stupid. then i realised the word 'i am very stupid' was in my msn name. ohh. i am stupid. i think ineed a sit down

2006-12-31 [Little Victories]: I think you need to change your answer to the first poll, unless you're a lesbian... then again that would explain that stench of fresh fish when you're nearby... oh yeah, dark side points to josh

2006-12-31 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: And the un-natural amount of body hair she has. 1-1 Josh, play again?

2006-12-31 [Little Victories]: nah, that was a tag team
you were leeching off my put down if anything

2007-01-03 [Lucy-Lou]: oh. well change the girlfriend bit to boyfriend then. pfft.

2007-01-04 [Little Victories]: no, frankly

2007-01-06 [Lucy-Lou]: Haha. Lauras bra was on the roof.

2007-01-07 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: *long silence*

2007-01-09 [Lucy-Lou]: It was funny! you should've been there when we had chinese in the graveyard

2007-01-09 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: *even longer silence*

2007-01-14 [Lucy-Lou]: Oh dear.

2007-01-15 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Well i think i speak for everyone at Travellers HQ when i do this; *Smashes brick over Lucy's head*

2007-01-15 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Indeed you do.

2007-01-15 [Little Victories]: yup

2007-01-16 [Lucy-Lou]: Hmmph. Oh im moving up in science next year! To set 1!

2007-01-16 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: ...I think i speak for everyone at HQ when i do this; *Gags Lucy*...

2007-01-16 [Lucy-Lou]: Stop iit.

2007-01-16 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: You're not allowed to talk. You're gagged.

2007-01-16 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: It's okay, i've told her to stop leaving comments... they're never Travellers related, it's about people we don't know nor care about...

2007-01-17 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: ie. Her.

2007-01-17 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Haha, yes...

2007-01-17 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: This looks like a hell of a sweet wiki

2007-01-17 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Why yes it is, stranger..... take a look around, if ya like what ya see, stick around.... if ya don't, get the hell out :D:D

2007-01-17 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: *pokes stick around*

2007-01-17 [Little Victories]: We here at the travellers do appreciate your support and comments, but lame puns like that just make us angry. And we get angry, we write you a letter just to tell you exactly how angry we are........ Oh, and we also kill your family.

2007-01-17 [Little Victories]: but the main punishment is the letter. Its really angry.

2007-01-17 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Yeah, it's even got diagrams!

2007-01-17 [Lucy-Lou]: ...A letter from the travellers...must have been some letter.

2007-01-17 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Did i not tell you to not comment on this page! Begone Demon!

2007-01-17 [Lucy-Lou]: Its to do with the travellers. Not nonsense about people you dont know/care about.

2007-01-18 [Little Victories]: Ok fair enough. The only reason we (well, I) get so annoyed is that if you're leaving comments that aren't related to the Travellers, it basically equates to spam. As long as your post is about us, then I don't mind you posting.

2007-01-20 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: OK, sorry. (whoops, more random spam)

2007-02-10 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: Is there an RP here or is it just a random story?

2007-02-10 [Little Victories]: well we tried RP-killing Steve but he just keeps getting back up again. Observe.
I roll two dice for a semi-auto 9mm shot; first roll 7, second roll 23 (I'm using Deleria III dice)
Now really that should kill him but his armour save is one billion to the power of nine, and we haven't found a way past that yet. We've also tried casting him into the void, and everytime we do I end up waking up next to him the next morning in his kennel. Many a practical joke on me has utilised this.

2007-02-10 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: lol

2007-02-10 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: I really want to write something, but I can't be bothered. Has anybody got any good motivators?

2007-02-10 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: And I want to change stuff a bit... I have a good idea on that front.

2007-02-10 [Little Victories]: put in the forum then, don't let the plebians see it

2007-02-11 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Meh. I'm going to write a piece soon, you'll see then. YOU'LL ALL SEE!!! *maniacal laughter*

2007-02-20 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Okay, we seriously need to get motivated dudes... I propose a pep talk, a morale hunger run, a T-shirt with "You can do it Travellers" written on it, and if that doesn't take the cake, then a big neon sign worshipping us as gods?

2007-02-21 [The all powerful Midori]: how about a new banner? HINT HINT HINT

2007-02-21 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: I get the hint, I'm putting it up now. Although I think you rather defeated the entire concept of the hint by writing "hint" repeatedly after what you said.

2007-02-21 [Lucy-Lou]: You could use an image-maker on the t-shirt..

2007-02-21 [The all powerful Midori]: there, that better?

2007-02-22 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: No it bloody well isn't. Now the bit I wrote having a go at you for writing it in the first place makes no sense, and if I get rid of that then this conversation we're having now will make even less sense than it did to start with.

2007-02-22 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: ...I think you've forgotten the whole point of the Travellers, Jez.... if it's not to make any sense whatsoever.... what is it? Unless we dleted that part of the convo to...

2007-02-22 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Yes, but the difference is that our sense of no sense is built on a large foundation of good sense, and that's what gives the sense of comedy: we could make sense, but the fact that we choose not to is what makes it funny. Does that make sense?

2007-02-22 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Oh completely..................... Cake?

2007-02-22 [The all powerful Midori]: the capitals were to accentuate my exasperation. Now are you happy???? yes, I realise we were back to the first situation but at least it makes SENSE!

2007-02-22 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Oh for fuck sake... Wake me up when this string finishes... *Drugs self*

2007-02-22 [The all powerful Midori]: hehehe...yeah I'll shut up now

2007-02-22 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: What! Why? If we keep up this string forever then Steve'll never wake up! I demand more! MORE!!!

2007-02-22 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: I was only kipping...... all i took was some Ibuprofen...

2007-02-22 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Which kind? Legal or black market?

2007-02-22 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Where the hell are The Travellers going to get a legal dose of Ibupro- *Thunk.... Snore*

2007-02-22 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: At a little place called the chemist's. Amateur.

2007-03-04 [Lucy-Lou]: wow great drawing. which is steve and josh? coz i can figure which characatures are matt and jez lol

2007-03-04 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: The insanse, babbling idiot hanging from the roof is me......

2007-03-04 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: Although it is spectacuarly drawn, i can't help but feel some resentment...

2007-03-04 [Lucy-Lou]: Your not that crazy..

2007-03-05 [The all powerful Midori]: damn whoever did that banner is one talented cooky...har har

Nothing personal Steve! Its a cartoon so I had to go a bit over the top...

2007-03-08 [Mitsuharu]: er... Which one on that banner is me? Sorry for my long absence, my internet is royally zekked. That you Miori for the banner, though it has over shadowed mine somewhat >:(.

lmao

2007-03-08 [Mitsuharu]: I assume it's the bearded one, in which case it's fairly accurate. But... I have two eyes :S

2007-03-09 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: I think your other eye is just in shadow, not beeyepatched.

2007-03-09 [Lucy-Lou]: Are we allowed to talk of music interests on here?
(Dont worry not my own)

2007-03-09 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Why would you possibly want to do that here? Can't you just make a random wiki for it? How's this: Random Idiocy.

2007-03-11 [Lucy-Lou]: Ha.Hm.Kay.

2007-04-03 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: REX THE RUNT! REX THE RUNT! HE'S A WOBBLY BOBBLY DRIBBLY SQUIGGLY DOG!!!

2007-04-03 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Matt, do you still have the video of series 1?

2007-04-04 [Mitsuharu]: yes, yes I do.

2007-04-04 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: I've been watching them on YouTube :D

2007-04-05 [Mitsuharu]: cool, they are very funny!

2007-04-05 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: When Vince said "Yowser!" in episode 10, it was the highlight of my life. Sheer genius.

2007-04-14 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: I personally like the "Sghetti" moment of the last episode...

2007-05-21 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Where has everyone gone? I'm all alone on my lonesome. I'm also very bored, and when I get bored small furry things die.

2007-05-31 [sky fox]: in an attempt to make you less bored, why is the greatest verb of all not on the favourite verb section? i speak of course of the illustrious verb - Defenestration!

2007-06-01 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: I'm not even going to ask.

2007-06-01 [sky fox]: what? you don't know what defenestration means? it's from the latin words de - from, or out of, and fenere (not sure of the spelling) - window

basicaly to defenestrate someone, is to throw them out of a window. look it up if you don't believe me.

2007-06-01 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: lol

2007-06-01 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: I think I'd find it much easier to say "I threw him out of a window".

2007-06-02 [sky fox]: well yeah, but it's just a fantastically weird verb!

the spanish have a verb to hit someone in the face with a frying pan too, but i don't know the word.

2007-06-03 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: I still think 'do' is the most useful verb there is.

2007-06-03 [sky fox]: well yeah, it's useful, but does that make a favourite verb?
sorry, i have a mild obsession with defenestration..... the fact that it's in the english dictionary made me laugh.

2007-07-13 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: ROAD TRIP USA!!! WOOOOOOO!!!

Sorry. In Chicago. Bored. You're all asleep now, but it's lunchtime here.

2007-08-06 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Back in England. Still bored.

2007-08-13 [Little Victories]: my favourite verb is ejaculate. When Rowling used it in HP6 and got away with it, that basically made my mind up for me that I would be a writer.

2007-09-01 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: When did she do that?

2007-09-14 [Little Victories]: can't remember the page; but I do remember it was Slughorn. He barged into a room and 'ejaculated' something; which I assume means he shouted or proclaimed loudly. Not that he barged into a room, wopped his member out and proceeded to eject semen furiously over the inhabitants of said room.

2007-09-28 [Random Pavarotti Disease]: Right.

2007-10-01 [The all powerful Midori]: though it would have been more amusing if he had...

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